Rules for (Business) Survival from ZombieLand

If you haven't seen ZombieLand, I highly suggested you get off your little tushi, toddle on down to the video store or any other creative commons sources (I'm joking, piracy is bad, unless you wear an eye patch).

In the movie, the main character runs through a series of rules needed to survive the Zombie Apocalypse. Besides being hilarious, they offer some brilliant, different-angle lessons for business. For many industrial age companies, surviving in the digital world must feel a little like the zombies have come.

Anyway, just some fun :)

RULES FOR SURVIVAL IN ZOMBIELAND

1. Cardio
2. The Double Tap
3. Beware of Bathrooms
4. Wear Seat Belts
5. No Attachments
6. The “Skillet”
7. Travel Light
8. Get a Kick Ass Partner
9. With your Bare Hands
10. Don’t Swing Low
11. Use Your Foot
12. Bounty Paper Towels
13. Shake it Off
14. Always carry a change of underwear
15. Bowling Ball
16. Opportunity Knocks
17. Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
18. Limber Up
19. Break it Up
20. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
21. Avoid Strip Clubs
22. When in doubt Know your way out
23. Zipplock
24. Use your thumbs
25. Shoot First
26. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
27. Incoming!
28. Double-Knot your Shoes
29. The Buddy System
30. Pack your stain stick
31. Check the back seat
32. Enjoy the little things
33. Swiss army Knife