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Rules for (Business) Survival from ZombieLand

If you haven't seen ZombieLand, I highly suggested you get off your little tushi, toddle on down to the video store or any other creative commons sources (I'm joking, piracy is bad, unless you wear an eye patch).

In the movie, the main character runs through a series of rules needed to survive the Zombie Apocalypse. Besides being hilarious, they offer some brilliant, different-angle lessons for business. For many industrial age companies, surviving in the digital world must feel a little like the zombies have come.

Anyway, just some fun :)



RULES FOR SURVIVAL IN ZOMBIELAND
  1. Cardio
  2. The Double Tap
  3. Beware of Bathrooms
  4. Wear Seat Belts
  5. No Attachments
  6. The “Skillet”
  7. Travel Light
  8. Get a Kick Ass Partner
  9. With your Bare Hands
  10. Don’t Swing Low
  11. Use Your Foot
  12. Bounty Paper Towels
  13. Shake it Off
  14. Always carry a change of underwear
  15. Bowling Ball
  16. Opportunity Knocks
  17. Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
  18. Limber Up
  19. Break it Up
  20. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
  21. Avoid Strip Clubs
  22. When in doubt Know your way out
  23. Zipplock
  24. Use your thumbs
  25. Shoot First
  26. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
  27. Incoming!
  28. Double-Knot your Shoes
  29. The Buddy System
  30. Pack your stain stick
  31. Check the back seat
  32. Enjoy the little things
  33. Swiss army Knife

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